Weiner Tales: Google Analytics

November 27, 2009

Google Analytics

During the summer, after reading a post by Casey, I decided that Google Analytics could be really entertaining.

Then, I forgot ALL about it...until today.

Holy moley, people find me using the oddest searches! Here are the top ten that make me go "hmmm"...

Black holes
Banana boats and sunscreen
Gold digger
Dysfunctional hairdressers
Stuff that goes boom
Eleanor Roosevelt
Startled Spaniels
I'm a workaholic and have no life
Smiley Princesses
What would New Moon sound like if Yoda said it

A few of these make sense, in an odd way... The rest I find a bit baffling. Do you use Google Analytics? If so, is there anything on there that makes you laugh?

6 comments:

AmyNovember 27, 2009 at 6:10 PM
I do not think I have done this before..
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MindyNovember 27, 2009 at 7:57 PM
I use it, but people never search for anything funny that leads to my blog! Bummer. The oddest thing search I've seen is "e-10 lighter." No idea.
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Casey (@ Chaos and Cardboard)November 28, 2009 at 1:26 AM
Oooo those are some good ones. Especially the Yoda one. Nice! Glad you are enjoying it :)
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JanetNovember 28, 2009 at 1:44 PM
The best ones I've had are "Famous Korean Rappers" and "I didn't actually sleep with him."
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JaneNovember 29, 2009 at 12:54 AM
Hah! I get some weird ones too.

Frumpy women (which makes sense since I wrote a post about it)
frumpy face leads to women stress
frumpy midwest women
frumpy woman
frumpy woman 35 years old
how do you make black mascara not look so frumpy
jane frumpy woman (SERIOUSLY ... I'm sure they weren't searching for me!)
white stuff clothing is frumpy
who said lily cole is frumpy
why are there so many frumpy women

Umm ... I'm noticing a theme here. Apparently, a lot of people search for the word frumpy, and few write about it! :)
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JillDecember 5, 2009 at 10:31 PM
hahaha, VERY nice
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