I've seen a few lovely bloggers do this lately (namely
Andrea and
Michelle), and knowing how much the love me (trust me, they do!) - I'm going to steal their idea. :-)
Dear GMAC Mortgage
I don't appreciate having to spend two hours on the phone with you - to find out that you applied my March payment to pay my quarterly property taxes instead of taking it from my escrow account. I mean, that's what an escrow account is for, right?!?! Just checking! And,
NO, I will not make a "double payment" to fix
YOUR mistake - MOVE IT FROM MY ESCROW ACCOUNT. Making me pay a "late payment" fee to apply money to the right place isn't cool either in case you're wondering.
Sincerely
A homeowner who understands accounting better than you...and may call the Better Business Bureau
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Dear eBay
You kinda made my day when you helped me find Dansko clogs for $20.
Sincerely
My feet
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Dear USPS
If you don't start delivering my mail on a more consistent basis, I will be camping out
EVERY. SINGLE. DAY to complain to the Postmaster. Oh, and not delivering the mail is kinda like stealing it.
Sincerely
A woman who knows her stuff is missing
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Dear Crazy Lady
No, your family
DOES NOT own my house. Please stop taking pictures of it, sitting in your car along my fence line and & staring and walking through my yard. Next time, I will call the police.
Sincerely
Someone who is a little freaked out
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Dear DVR
Please keep up with all my crazy viewing habits. It's April and we're in the home stretch. I promise you'll get a break during the summer.
Sincerely
The fool paying Comcast a fortune
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Dear Sonic
Please open a restaurant near me. I'm tired of people taunting me with their Route 44 sweet tea or other happy hour treats. I want one too! :-)
Sincerely
The girl who got addicted in TX, but lives in MA