Dear (Fill in the blank)...

You all know I have a bunch of randomness truly though provoking ideas camped out in my brain.  I think it's time to let a little of it out. :-)


Dear Ulta,
I'm so glad you opened near me.  It's fabulous knowing that I can get all the beauty products I need a slightly better price and another major chain....*cough* Sephora *cough*.  However, my paycheck doesn't have the same appreciation that my hair, nails and skin do.  How about giving me some stuff for free to make my bank account happy?  No?!?!

Sincerely
The girl who is self-imposing a ban on make-up shopping

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Dear USPS,
I wish I could say that our relationship has grown better.  But I still know you're withholding mail from me.  I don't like it!  And I'm going to continue to report it!  In the meantime...if it's important, I'm having it mailed to my parents. 

Sincerely
Someone who'd like to get mail the same month its postmarked

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Dear Meadow, Beckett, Paisley and Brady,
I know you appreciate the brisk night air...but I don't.  If we could keep the 2 AM "potty runs" to less than five minutes, I'd appreciate it.

Sincerely
Your mom-sicle

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Dear Mother Nature,
Rumor has it you're going to be a biatch and snow again tomorrow night through Friday.  If you could blow out to sea, that would be cool.  Just saying.

Sincerely
Someone who wants to retire her shovel and rock salt

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Dear Blogger and WordPress,
You both have functionality that I like.  If you could merge, so I only have to remember ONE way to do things instead of two (one for this blog and one for the dachshund rescue), I would appreciate it.  So...who's up for a corporate merger?!?!

Sincerely
The woman who'd like YouTube videos in her rescue blog and photo borders on her "real" blog

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Dear Dog Parents,
Do any of you cry when you see the Purina commercial with all the rescue dogs?  I sob like a fool EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.  The full song from the commercial does it to me too.  If you have tissues handy, listen below.

Sincerely
The momma "dripping" on her quartet of canines

Do any of you have letters to share?